England | Breaking Bad, Supernatural, Sherlock, Music | Kik: illhavetoaskmymum (I don't actually have to ask my mum). I'm full of sarcasm, lame puns and shrimp. FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME, I DON'T BITE (unless you want me to huehue)
person: so what have you been up to me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush… person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets me: oh it’s nothing..